Yo, yo
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
Im leavin blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa? That boys a bitch
He caught my mom Christmas eve and tried to give her a kiss
Fo real, hes no joke, the guy dont play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh
Laughing all the way, but hes not laughin today
Well jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICKS A GONNER!
Well be snacking on deer, EATIN Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin â#128##156#Jiggle it, Baby!â#128##157#
Give a new meaning to â#128##156#Ho, ho, hoâ#128##157#
Shake that ass, girl, bumpin booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
Well be strippin that sleigh and leave you the coal
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolphs horns, and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friends
