I dont understand
Why are you being so mean?
Youre a mean, mean man
Youre just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cause youre just really jealous of me
Cause Im what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright, listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
Im going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close em
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why youre so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make yoo-hoo?
Pippity-kaka-poo-poo
Psych, Im kiddin, I just wanted to see if youre still listenin
Okay, now I need your undivided attention
Sir, I have a question
Why do I always sense this
Undeniable tension from the moment that I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversations, why am I always mentioned?
Ive been dyin to ask, its been itchin at me
Is it just because
