Tangerine Kitty - Dumb Ways to Die

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine thats out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place